No Girlfriend

The thing about Trump . . .

I wonder how many thousands of recent conversations start this way . . . 

27 Test

I don't want to start a panic . . .

but we only have 27 years to get our shit together.

"I intend to live to a hundred 

and go down in history." 

- Keith Richards

Born December 18,1943

Um . . . Thanks?

While careening towards the National Holiday built on the mythological superiority of European genetics . . .

Christopher Columbus landing in Cuba.
(May not be a historically accurate representation.)

No, the OTHER National Holiday built on the mythological superiority of European genetics . . .

Self explanatory photo that does not need a caption. 

You know, the National Holiday right before the National Holiday built on co opting pagan rituals to improve religious membership . . . 

Nancy Reagan, sitting on Mr. Santa T's lap . . .
possibly the best White House Christmas ever. 

The National Holiday with the dignified Presidential ritual . . . 

Snarky caption correlated to scandal of your choice.

No. The OTHER National Holiday with the dignified presidential ritual . . . 

Bush and an inappropriate turkey. 

Yes, THAT National Holiday!

Kennedy and a well behaved turkey

Nixon and a well behaved turkey

Johnson and a well behaved turkey

While careening towards THAT National Holiday, particularly on THIS year . . . 

Reagan and a poorly behaved turkey

Bush Sr and a well behaved turkey

Clinton and a well behaved turkey

I think I found an appropriate celebratory suggestion . . . 

Well played President Ford.

"I celebrated Thanksgiving the old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land." - Jon Stewart